A friend on dA (who shall remain unnamed as I do not wish to embarrass her or cause her any sort of trouble) had this little checklist in her journal, and I decided that I'll check off my own symptoms.

ANOREXIA

[ ] you have dry skin.
[ ] you eat 1 meal.
[ ] you're very weak.
[ ] you hate your body.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you need to be more skinny.
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 1/10

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[x] your mind is all over the place.
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] you seem to never sit still.
[ ] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 1/7

BIPOLAR DISORDER (I have this)

[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable.
[ ] you barely get any or no sleep.
[x] you are anti-social.
[x] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 5/7

BULIMA NERVOSA

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.
Total: 0/7

CONDUCT DISORDER

[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others. (ex: knife, bat, etc.)
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 0/10

DEPRESSION

[ ] you are always sad.
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[x] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[x] you have ran away from home.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 5/12

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)

[ ] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 2/7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)

[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] you act younger than your age.
Total: 1/10

SCHIZOPHRENIA

[x] you often have hallucinations (seeing things or hearing things that aren't there).
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.

Total: 6/10